WATCH-OUT
We opened up all the windows
of the
moving car, the fly was
ignoring
this and flew around
the vehicle,
irritating and
annoying:
‘Kill it!’ I
said as my wife
swiped at it
across the steering-
wheel: the
fucker was quick:
I saw it
coming towards me, I
didn’t want
to murder it:
I karate
chopped it with my
right hand,
stunning the
thing and
knocking it
towards an
open window,
instantly, I
followed up with
a lightning
left back hand
karate
strike that knocked
the fly
clean out of the car:
it was
awesome, it took me
by surprise
and I knew this
was a
performance never to
happen
again, I felt like a
codeine-hash
stoned
Bruce Lee;
‘Did you see
that?’ I asked
my wife,
‘See what?’
she said,
‘What I did
with that fly’ I
said:
‘Fuck the
fly!’ she said,
sadly
ignorant of my
breath-taking
artistry.
THE RUBBER
‘This is awful: can you
help me? I
don’t like
this: shit!
this doesn’t
help the
moment’ I said:
‘Calm down’
she said
‘Let me put
the damn
thing on’
with such
poise, timing,
touch and
sensuality she
put the
durex on my
excitement:
it felt odd
and alien and
looked
hideous:
‘Don’t lose
it now’ she
said moving
in close and
making the
right moves:
and then
afterwards,
‘Look at
this fucking
thing!’ I
said as I peeled
it from my
pecker and
then holding
the thing up
in the air
like a sordid
trophy and
then tossing
the thing
towards the
trash can,
where many
lives can
often end up.
BUK AND I
Back in the early 1980’s
I was
published in an english
language
text book for
german
students:
also
featured in this
publication
was a poem by
Charles
Bukowski:
I was paid
$15:00 for my
poem:
I don’t know
how much
Bukowski was
paid for his:
anyhow, for
a teenage
poet being
between the
pages with
Buk
was payment
enough.
SHE WAS TAME
She was a little older than
my mother
and she had
red-fire
hair and she’d
sunbathe in
her back
garden in
black or purple
bra and
panties:
I’d looked
at her with
13 year old
eyes and
marvelled at
her flesh
and shapely
curves and
my
imagination would
torment me
wildly and a
little later
I’d hear her
screaming
appalling abuse
at her
husband and
children,
horrid and vile
words that
stained the
air and
destroyed any
sense of
sensuality:
my very
first encounter
with a woman
with the
body of
Aphrodite with
the tongue
of the fallen
angel but
she was tame
compared to
some of the
ladies I was
later to meet
THE CONFRONTATION
I was hopeless at the work
and fucked
things up; the
foreman
cursed me and I
came back
with some young
thoughtless
comment:
I was
grabbed and pulled
away and
told to walk
off the
site, whilst I still
could and
that’s what I
did and my
thoughts
played heavy
on backing-
down: it’s a
bitter taste
but
sometimes it just
makes sense
to give it up
to avoid a
useless
confrontation
and defeat,
a beating,
the pain and
humiliation:
to walk away
and get
ready and stronger
and prepared
for the
next
asshole.