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Sunday, December 25, 2022

George Anderson: A Christmas Poem

 


Christmas 1960

 

I am 5

waiting for Santa


pretending to sleep 

in my bed in the hall

 

I can hear mom & dad 

talking & occasionally laughing

in the kitchen

 

they have made an apple pie

for Santa. 

 

I fall asleep

& later stumble into the toilet

 

I go to hug mom

& in incredible disbelief, 

 

watch as dad 

spoons smilingly into his face

 

Santa’s pie.

Saturday, December 17, 2022

Featuring John Dorsey

 


Trailer Park Song 1991

 

the burner kids who milled around 

outside the high school theater

would get dropped off 

at the trailer park 

after detention every wed

after the sun had already gone down

when only the glowing cherries 

from their cigarettes 

seemed to remember 

the way home

they didn’t care 

that the future 

was moving past them 

faster than anyone even knew 

or if the sun ever came up again

or bothered to wipe 

the sleep out of its eyes

as long as the grateful dead 

was playing somewhere 

on the radio

for all eternity

 

nobody was depending on them 

for world peace

or to wake up with roosters

to deliver the morning news

 

they would get around to cutting the grass

after it had grown as unrecognizable

as the crashing sounds of punk 

coming from their parents 

dying mowers 

 

their hearts were always

up on blocks

surrounded by ragweed

swooning with cattails 

in overgrown empty lots.

 




Trailer Park Song 1980

for lesley freeman

 

your life was a testament 

to the punishment 

of long pennsylvania winters

cracked red skin 

like a lobster 

in a moment 

of downward mobility

in welfare glasses

with lens that got thicker every year

tomato soup in bulk

with a husband 

who seemed 

to be sick 

for decades 

& a car that wouldn’t ever turn over

buried in mud up to its axles

just there to crush spring flowers 

before they ever got to bloom

working the grocery store deli counter

with stringy hair & mismatched socks

complaining about having to be 

on your feet all day

before going home 

to stand outside 

talking to the neighbors

lighting one cigarette off of another

until the sun went down

telling my mother all of the juicy gossip 

going on from one end 

of the street 

to the next

it took courage to live like that

& keep laughing

at the ends of the earth 

while feeling like a tarnished star 

writing the biography of the poor

on your lips

when you didn’t even feel 

like looking up

at the night sky.

 




Ms. Appalachian Frankenstein 1977

 

your lips 

are an autumn field

ripe with fire 

a mother’s heaving breast 

making the same sound as an owl 

on a cracking branch

a river of mud & youthful concerns 

set aside 

 

a farrah fawcett poster 

inside a biker’s lonely garage

used as a coaster for a warm beer 

a dead brother 

who once kissed you 

on the head

who sang songs 

about dirt roads 

on lost kentucky highways 

to get you 

to close 

your eyes.

 




On the Way to the Mailbox

 

3 deers run across a field

making peace with the dead

before it rains.

 

 

 

 

 

John Dorsey lived for several years in Toledo, Ohio. He is the author of several collections of poetry, including Teaching the Dead to Sing: The Outlaw's Prayer (Rose of Sharon Press, 2006), Sodomy is a City in New Jersey (American Mettle Books, 2010), Tombstone Factory, (Epic Rites Press, 2013), Appalachian Frankenstein (GTK Press, 2015) Being the Fire (Tangerine Press, 2016) and Shoot the Messenger (Red Flag Poetry, 2017),Your Daughter's Country (Blue Horse Press, 2019), Which Way to the River: Selected Poems 2016-2020 (OAC Books, 2020), Afterlife Karaoke (Crisis Chronicles Press, 2021) and Sundown at the Redneck Carnival, (Spartan Press, 2022). His work has been nominated for the Pushcart Prize, Best of the Net, and the Stanley Hanks Memorial Poetry Prize. He was the winner of the 2019 Terri Award given out at the Poetry Rendezvous. He may be reached at archerevans@yahoo.com.



Here are a few links:

https://ccpress.blogspot.com/2022/09/maple-leaf-zen-by-john-dorsey-cc119.html?fbclid=IwAR3DcFK7CmN-UIpa8FcElumG0_1QCyfQQiRt71e2QsAhaSXdYzFHFg6vahA

https://www.laughingroninpress.com/product-page/from-jersey-to-belle?fbclid=IwAR3K92L5M-dlKnatP_1CwboBbDdvpYJ0wVoRe8w8r9eQa59QS2zkW9uJs7c

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1354785684/ghost-river-deluxe-poems-by-john-dorsey?click_key=634cc2e00bed1925709431307c4748f46dd2fb16%3A1354785684&click_sum=00ab36b2&ref=shop_home_active_2&crt=1

 

 

Monday, November 28, 2022

Two Recent Releases: Kevin Tosca VENGEANCE and FIST FUCKED reviewed by Jason Gerrish



Vengeance is a 24-page, single-story chapbook by Kevin Tosca, published by Two Key Customs in May this year. The story begins in a small apartment, a quarter mile from the Holland Tunnel. Max and Carol, a married couple, wake to the threatening sound of a flock of black birds that have taken over the chestnut tree just outside their open window. 

There is little summary or backstory. The characters of Max and Carol and the dynamics of their relationship are revealed gradually through dialogue. The plot too progresses very naturally through the couple’s conversations. 

Max is clearly more distracted and threatened by the unexpected invasion of birds. He studies them through the open window as if he is watching the January 6thinsurrection on CNN. Carol is also preoccupied. It is the couples only day off, and Carol is fixated on enjoying the one day they have together. She wants to wake up slowly, make morning love, go shopping, get drinks and watch the Mets game. Her character is determined to meet these expectations and her long-term goals are made obvious as well. Carol wants a baby. Max, however, is not so sure they are ready to start a family.

“You can’t hear this? This accusation? This threat?” The birds’ “music” sounded like a sadistic mass of helter-skelter screeching. “Is this one of those female selectivity whatchamacallits you’re always lecturing me about?”

     “Come on, don’t get bitchgrumpy. It’s our only day off. Seduce me, turn the radio on, you can even put on Morrison Hotel…”

The strength of the dialogue and the clear division of the piece into six scenes give this narrative an almost movie-like or play-like quality. It is a short story, but with the constant, humorous exchanges of Max and Carol it also reads like a theatrical battle of the sexes. 

The following is from the fourth scene, after Carol returns from shopping and finds that two of the black birds are occupying the couple’s bathroom and there are crumbs of food all over the table and floor.

     “You tried to feed them, didn’t you?”

     “I wouldn’t call it ‘feeding’ per se.”

     “Have a wonderful life,” she said.

     “Oh no,” Max said, blocking her path, “no way. We’re in this avian shitstorm together. You signed up, remember? Pledged allegiance to my flag.”

     “Gross lapse of reason.”

     “Besides this is what it’s all about. This is one of the moments.”

     “Did you start drinking without me?”

     “Just a nip.”

     “Are you ever going to impregnate me?”

While the problems that the birds cause for the couple exist throughout the story, it is quickly understood that Tosca intended the dilemma to be symbolic. Vengeance is more about the relationship of Max and Carol, the urgency Carol feels to become pregnant, and the fear Max has trouble expressing about starting a family at this time. He isn’t ready, and now with the birds, it doesn’t feel safe.

There is an obvious subversion of traditional gender roles in Vengeance. Max is helpless when it comes to dealing with the dilemma of the birds, while Carol is hell bent on solving the problem and putting an end to Max’s nonsense. And if Max would have simply shut the window, as Carol asks him to at the start of the story, their only day off together could have been much less eventful, even pleasant. 

It seems Max requires some distraction from domestic life, like the problem of the birds provides meaning to his existence. There is evidence of this in the third scene when Carol has gone shopping and left Max at home with the birds.

     In Macy’s Carol received this text: We’ve got PROBLEMS!!!

     That was it. All he sent, all he would send, having argued – for years – that such minimalist, muddy, mildly frightening texts added the spice and mystery necessary to conjure life’s magic.

For Max, the birds are “the vanguard of the animal revolution”and they have come for revenge. This seems highly fanciful, but it is coming from Max whose dealings with the birds can be seen as irrational, sparked by fear and fueled by anxiety and superstitions. 

What the problem of the birds represents to Carol is entirely different, and there is a reason she is more prepared to deal with them. It is curious that Carol is the only woman in the story. There are only men in the barroom when they go to watch the Mets, and the Mets too are a team of men. Even the sex of the birds is only identified as male.

As for the vengeance the title refers to, you’ll have to read the book to find out. You can still buy a copy from Two Key Customs: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1231463083/vengeance-short-story-by-kevin-tosca




Kevin Tosca’s Fist Fucked is a single-story chapbook published by Between Shadows Press earlier this year (2022). The cover is simple, red with black print, displaying the title, author, and a U.S. Dollar sign caught in the crosshairs of a firearm scope.

The narrator of Fist Fucked is an unnamed member of the Brewtopia restaurant staff. His persona is deliberately insignificant, and the story begins by labeling his insignificance as well as the worthlessness of his fellow employees:

US: twenty-five degenerate – petty thieves, alcoholics, drug addicts and dealers, porno fiends, strip club experts, foul-mouthed misogynists, masturbators, bloodlusters, deadbeats, dropouts, losers, liars, hoodlums, cowards, suicide machines.

Tosca’s use of biting, bitter language and sarcasm fuel the energy in Fist Fucked, further exposing the lack of value and success experienced by the exhausted narrator and kitchen staff. 

…when you look around at the hundred plus faces (servers, bussers, bartenders, hosts and hostesses included) belonging to your fellow employees and see an army of the bored, the stupid, the insane – a legion of twenty-first century slaves – most decked out in a similarly ragged and pathetic stage of inebriation.

The story peaks with a pointless, monthly staff meeting that occurs early Saturday morning and ends in violence. The real violence, however, is disclosed later by one of the younger staff members the narrator has come to trust.

This chapbook is a short, riveting read. A rant dedicated to the ghosts of kitchens past. Tosca’s first-person, stream-of-consciousness prose forces this piece down your gullet and hands you the bill. 


 Learn more about Kevin Tosca here: http://www.kevintosca.com/books.html

Sunday, November 27, 2022

Featuring Gabriel Bates

 


spitting image

while shaving,
I catch a glimpse
of myself
in the bathroom mirror.

the black bags
under my eyes,
the stubble
on my chin,
the gray patch
in my hair,
the distant expression
on my face—
it all reminds me
too much
of my father,
so I look away
and go back
to rinsing off
the razor.



just my luck

a couple of
my kitchen appliances
stopped working
recently.

but I'm broke,
and I don't see that
changing
anytime soon.

so now what?

I don't know.

all I do know
is that the universe
has a funny way
of kicking me
when I'm already down.



Gabriel Bates is a poet living in Tiffin, Ohio. His work has appeared in several publications, online and in print. Keep up with him at gabrieljbates.blogspot.com.



Update: 17 December 2022 More Poems



smoke break

a constant trail
of pollution
coming from the factory
snakes its way
across the winter sky.

I try to enjoy a cigarette
and some hot coffee
because my masters
have allowed me
15 minutes of rest,
although it's never enough.

but what
am I saying?

there's not a thing
in this world
that's ever enough.



like a satellite

sometimes
I wish I could
just leave
the planet.

I'm not suicidal
though.

all I'm saying is,
a vacation
would be nice.

you know,
a break
from the bullshit.

I can see it already—
there I am,
floating in the black void
of outer space
with a dumb smile
on my face,
finally alone.



days like this

a sink
full of dirty dishes,
an overflowing
trash can,
a litter box
that reeks
of piss and shit,
toys scattered
all over the place,
and two screaming kids.

it's almost enough
to make me wish
I was still at work
instead of being home
right now.



background noise

the water heater
hisses,
the fridge
hums,
the furnace
roars,
the music box
repeats its sleepy tune,
and the TV
drones on and on.

I can't remember
the last time
it was silent,
inside or outside
of my head.

Tuesday, November 15, 2022

Featuring Thomas Riesner

 

Click on the images below to enlarge:


Danger from heaven 



Caught in The Crack 


Lost 



Trapped in the Tunnel 


 

Annihilation 


Frightened 


 

Thomas Riesner was born in Leipzig in 1971. He has been self-taught and intensively painting since 1990. In addition to acrylic and ink paintings, drypoint etching is one of his artistic means of expression. It literally gushes out of him spontaneously and abruptly. His expressive, intuitive painting style is reflected in his archaic-looking figures and pictorial elements. His pictures exude an atmosphere of originality and spontaneity, although most of the motifs depict torture, death, murder, rape, illness, end times and ritual cruelty.
https://www.facebook.com/thomas.riesner.de
http://www.thomasriesner1.wordpress.com

All painted on Paper with ink 
Width 30cm 
Length 41cm 

Sunday, July 3, 2022

Photo Essay: Anti- Iraq War Rally, Sydney, 15 February 2003


'The Grim Reaper At War' (click to enlarge all photos)


When a borrowed Mac crashed in 2015, a local computer bloke was able to salvage some material but I thought thousands of photos in my collection were irretrievably lost. Last week whilst down in the dungeon, I was sorting through several boxes of books and papers to see if I could find my red hard back copy of Norman Mailer’s World War 2 novel The Naked and the Dead (1948) when I came across a cache of CDs. Amongst them was one simply entitled ‘Photos 18-2-03'. When I opened up the files I was pleasantly surprised to find dozens of photos that I took with the help of one of my sons when we visited Sydney to partake in the demonstrations against the sick push by George W Bush to invade Iraq in 2003.  


Here is a sample of some of the photos. I have used the original dark exposures but they can be easily adjusted:



'A White-Winged Peace Angel'


'Angel Bro'

The march began just after 1 pm. We climbed onto a bus shelter on Elizabeth Street near St James Train Station and took a few photos of the crowd. It was the biggest protest I have been to- estimates range from 200,000 to 300,000. It took the marchers one hour to progress only 100 metres. In the meantime, we stayed on top of the bus shelter:


'From The Bus Shelter'

The march eventually progressed to Hyde Park and others were redirected to the Domain closer to the harbour.


'Bush/Howard: Dumb & Dumber'

As you can see the crowd doesn't typically consist of ratbag communists but of moms & dads, and kids & ordinary people who want a better world- free from the whims of corrupt and self-seeking politicians:

 

The Prime Minister of Australia at the time, John Howard is referenced in many of the photos through protest signs. He incredulously told Channel Seven after the march: “I don’t know that you can measure public opinion just by the number of people who turn up to demonstrations. What I’m doing here is what I think is right for Australia. This is not something where you read each opinion poll or you measure the number of people at demonstrations”: https://www.smh.com.au/national/howard-rejects-global-protests-20030217-gdga9s.html




'Listen You Wanker'


'Coward Howard'



'Howard The Dickhead'


'Peace'


'Love'

We now know Howard and Tony Blair and Bush deliberately misled their citizens to concoct the lie that Iraqis' President Saddam Husain had "weapons of mass destruction" and used fabricated evidence as a pretext to invade Iraq. The invasion began on 20 March 2003, only a few days after the global protests. 
 

The march in Sydney was part of a global protest that included up to ten million concerned citizens in 60 countries and 600 cities:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/15_February_2003_anti-war_protests

 

Further research: Sydney Morning Herald article 17 February 2003: https://www.smh.com.au/world/middle-east/from-the-archives-sydney-protests-the-iraq-war-20190214-p50xtd.html


In response to the rally. I wrote two poems 'The Road Taken', a parody of Robert Frost's famous poem 'The Road Not Taken' and 'NO HOWARD' after a sign I saw during the day. The poems were published by Social Alternatives (The University of Queensland) in their 25th Anniversary issue (Vol 22 No.1 Summer 2003):



The poems later became broadsheets and sold in limited batches of 20. Here's 'The Road Taken'. Click to enlarge:



Regards


George Anderson

Monday, June 27, 2022

Short Story: Wendy Rainey 'You're So Beautiful, I Can't Breathe'




You’re So Beautiful, I Can’t Breathe

 

Francesca told me that when Rita Hayworth was old and infirm she had a caregiver who charged degenerates money to take turns having sex with her. She told me she knew a guy who knew a guy who had known the caregiver. Francesca had been an actress in the swingin’ sixties. One morning over coffee she told me that “Rod Serling was constantly on the make. They were ALL on the make. They didn’t give a damn that I was a married woman. By the time I read for Bonanza, I already had three daughters.”

I leaned in closer, “Was there any way around it?”

She made a gesture, inserting a cock into her mouth. “I didn’t want to boogie with Aaron Spelling so he decided to withdraw his offer to cast me in a Friday Night Movie.” 

She had done Summer-stock as a teenager and modeled in New York City in the late fifties. She brought glossies into the Hollywood call center where we both worked, laying them out on the breakroom table so everyone could ooh and aah at how beautiful she had once been. I stood with the others gazing at the movie stills. Francesca was a standout with her fresh face and flaxen hair falling below her shoulders. Her blue eyes were offset by dark brows. Her farm fresh good looks put the other hairdoo’d and heavily made-up actresses to shame. “Just a little Vaseline on my lips and cheeks is all the makeup guy ever had to do for me,” she told me one morning at work, her eyes narrowing to a slit, sizing me up. Her big break was a guest starring role in an Alfred Hitchcock Presents episode. Then came regular roles on Peyton Place, Rawhide, Wagon Train, and The Virginian. But the roles eventually dried up and she gave birth to two more daughters. Five hungry mouths screaming in her ears. Five sets of sticky little hands clinging to her body.

 

I had been working at the call center for a month when my battered old Maverick finally broke down for good. I was on the way to work on the Hollywood Freeway when the engine died. I got out of the car and stood on the side of the road, stranded. This was before cell phones and Uber apps. Several guys in passing vehicles hooted and hollered as I walked from my car to the call box. I phoned, went back to the car, and waited an hour in the scorching heat before a guy showed up to haul my dead horse off to the junk heap. The guy gave me a ride to work even though he said it was against the rules. He nervously assured me that he was a nice guy, I had nothing to worry about, which made me wonder if I really did have something to worry about. Sweat broke out on my upper lip and forehead. It trickled from my armpit to my wrist. Tricia Toyota’s voice kept running through my head: The body of a twenty-two year old woman was found dumped on the side of the Hollywood Freeway today.

 

“Thanks for the ride,” I reached into my purse, pulling out my last twenty dollars, pressing it into the palm of his hand. “And thank you for not being a pervert or a serial killer,” I smiled as we approached the office building. We waved at each other as he pulled out onto the street, hauling my clunker off to the graveyard. 

 

A blast of arctic air hit me from the AC as I walked through the glass doors of the building. I took the elevator up to the third floor. Making my way to my desk, I saw Francesca talking to my supervisor.

They both turned around, “What happened?” Francesca asked, looking concerned. 

I told them about my jalopy dying on the freeway. “I’ll be taking the bus until I can get another car,” I told my supervisor. She smiled, nodded, and told me to get to work.

 

Francesca walked with me back to our desks. “Come, tow-headed warrior of the highway. We have work to do.” She wore her grey hair in an unruly bun with tendrils falling into her face. She dressed in a tweed coat from the fifties and men’s trousers she had bought at an El Monte thrift store. Her scent wafted through the room. She said it was a combination of “sage, myrrh, and the devil’s blood.”  At sixty-four, there were still traces of Frances Farmer in her face. Shades of Mary Tyrone, the morphine addicted mother from Long Day’s Journey into Night, infused the very air she breathed. When she caught me staring at the missing pinky on her left hand, she said it was payback from the mob. I gaped at her for a moment or two before she broke into raucous laughter. 

 

She had been assigned to train me at the call center. We were selling videos over the phone; PBS specials, documentaries, nature and science videos, cult classics, black and white movies, silent pictures, music videos, sitcoms from the seventies and the like. In the reception room, there was a display of videos in a glass case, a dedication to Francesca and her Hollywood career. She caught me studying it one morning. I had swiped several VHS tapes of The Virginian.  I took them home to my tiny apartment, watched them all weekend, then returned them behind the glass that Monday morning.

“Yes, that’s me,” she reached into the display, pulling out an episode of Wagon Train, barely glancing at it before shoving it back into the case. “I went from this,” she pointed to the shrine, “to this,” she threw her hands up in the air, motioning to the ten rows of headsetted telemarketers chit-chatting away. “A rather long fall, I’d say.” 

 

I imagined her travelling up a treacherously narrow trail in a covered wagon high in the chaparral.  Just as she looked up at the stars, one of the horses slipped, stumbling off of the mountainside, dragging the wagon with it. Flung like a rag doll into space, her blonde hair fanning out behind her as she fell, plummeting lower and lower, descending into the dark bowels of the earth, ending up at a Hollywood call-center, hustling some of the very programs she had been featured in. 

 

One day she pulled a paperback from her pocket, leaning in close, “Listen to me,” she held up a copy of Death on the Installment Plan. “Bring a book and read it on your break. Go outside and write a poem at lunch.” She looked over her shoulder at the workers yacking with customers, pecking on their keyboards. “It’s all so meaningless.” She scoffed, shaking her head, “Meaningless.”

 

Francesca was the company’s top seller. She had a deep theatrical voice. She made people laugh. She intrigued them. Some appeared to be spellbound by her, phoning in multiple times a week, asking for her by name. She knew how to make them feel like they were her close personal friend. She knew how to make them think that they couldn’t go on living unless they ordered that Riverdance video. She could talk about traditional Irish dance, Irish politics, Irish folklore. She’d throw in a quote from Keats in an Irish accent. She sold more Riverdance videos than any of the rest of us. Her winning numbers showed up on the teleprompter at the end of the day. Strutting her stuff down the aisle, breaking into a Funkadelic dance, she high-fived it to the crescendoing cheers of her coworkers. Smiling benevolently at her plebeian audience, putting her arms around the gift basket of assorted cheeses and sausages our supervisor presented her with. It was as if she were claiming the Oscar she never won.

 

As the weeks wore on, I found that living without a car was far more challenging than I ever could have imagined. I had to take two buses to get to work by 6:00 AM. I waited in the dark at 4:20 in the morning to catch my first bus, then had to transfer to another bus across the street from Gus’s porn shop. Urine hung on the warm breeze as a pair of neon tits flashed off and on while I stood at the curb waiting for the number 12 to Hollywood. One morning a drunk stumbled down the sidewalk from a nearby bar, yelling at me, asking me how much for a blow. I kept a cannister of pepper spray in the palm of my right hand and a buck knife in the left . He was making a beeline toward me. I didn’t even wait for him to start talking again. I held up the pepper spray and let him have it full force in the face. He was still screaming when the bus pulled up to the curb. The door swished open. 

“You okay, miss?” the bus driver asked as I showed him my bus pass. 

“Never been better,” is all I said, taking a seat, my heart pounding the rest of the way to work. 

 

Francesca’s daughter, Elizabeth, worked up front answering phones. Her cheerful, robotic voice filled the room. “Thank you for calling Video Detectives. How may I direct your call?”

Someone in the office calculated that Elizabeth repeated that line 852 times per shift on average. Liz told me over lunch in the breakroom one day that before this job she had worked in a meth lab in Riverside. She said she’d really needed a fresh start and was grateful her mom had gotten her this job. She used the word grateful a lot. She was grateful her mom let her live with her. She was grateful her sister had helped her buy a new car. And she was grateful she had a boyfriend who took her out to dinner every week. Then she reached over and grabbed half of my tuna sandwich, chomping down on it. I stared at her, my mouth falling open. That’s when I really gave her a good, hard look. She was at least thirty pounds overweight, while I was at least ten pounds underweight. By her own admission she hadn’t been able to get her own job or her own place to live. She didn’t even bother paying for any of her own food. 

“Mom lets me put groceries on her tab at the Beachwood Market.” 

“How nice of her!” I chimed. I looked at the width of her hips, the crows feet developing around her eyes. “How old are you, Elizabeth?” I asked. She ignored the question, but I could see she was at least ten years my senior. Changing the subject, she told me a story about how one of her sisters had bartered sex with the mechanic at the garage for a recent car repair.

“Lorelei was low on cash,” she giggled, snatching my bag of potato chips. She got up, waving goodbye. I watched her as she shoved Ruffles into her mouth on the way out the door.

“You’re welcome, lazy ass,” I mumbled under my breath.

 

One sweltering Saturday night, as I lay on sheets wet with my own sweat, listening to jazz on the radio, Francesca phoned me at my apartment, reciting Dylan Thomas in her low growl:

“Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, rage, rage against the dying of the light.”  Then, without identifying herself, and before I had a chance to speak, she hung up. 

 

I saw her the following Monday morning at 6:00. Between sales calls to the East Coast, she told me that her first husband was Italian. Whenever he took her into his arms he’d look into her eyes and tell her, you’re so beautiful, I can’t breathe. That’s how the marriage started, but it ended with him smacking her around and cheating on her with several floozies. He called her a selfish bitch. She called him a dickless wonder. “The day before he left for good, I bleached his shorts, and didn’t rinse the Clorox out. I hung them on the line to dry, then folded them and put them in his drawer,” she smiled. He wore the shorts the next day, sweated in them, and got a horrible blood-red rash. When he showed her the rash she laughed and laughed and laughed. He smacked her some more, then left her and their five daughters high and dry. Fast forward, it’s 1969, and she’s at the welfare office in downtown L.A. with five little girls in tow. She’s wearing a black beret, her blond hair flowing, men’s trousers, and a men’s cardigan.

“Now, that’s a persona!” Her case worker said to her, smirking. Francesca said that the case worker told her not to worry too much. With a face and body like hers, she’d hook another man in no time flat. 

 

Of course, Francesca did find another man to marry faster than you can say, “I’m ready for my close-up.”  Ian was also an actor, and apparently a photographer. He had been in Planet of the Apes, Star Trek, an Ultra Brite commercial, several Uban commercials, and some Russ Myer films. When the rolls dwindled he parlayed his skills into a position as a crime scene photographer for the Los Angeles Police Department. Elizabeth told me that growing up, he was mean to her and her sisters. Once when she was eight, she had cut her leg on the wrought iron gate in their front yard. He stood looming above her laughing as she bled, telling her to rub salt in it. Crying, she went inside the house and got the salt shaker from the kitchen, but her older sister took the salt from her and helped her wash the wound with soap and water in the bathroom. Elizabeth said that Ian just stood there laughing like the goddamned ape that he was. She said that when she was little, she visited The Planet of the Apes movie set and saw him dressed in his monkey costume. She could never see him any other way after that. 

 

The girl who sat across from me at the call center told me that she had grown up in Francesca’s Beachwood neighborhood. She knew Francesca and Elizabeth and the other four daughters. It was known in the neighborhood that Francesca had purchased the expansive bungalow in the sixties with the money she had earned as a regular on Peyton Place. The girls ran wild. Some of them looked like they never combed their hair. She leaned in, “All they ever ate were cucumber sandwiches. They stole food from other kids’ lunch pails. They stole whatever they could get their hands on.” One of the daughters, Annabelle, had been raped in Griffith Park when she was ten years old, by two homeless guys. She wore a pair of her own underpants over her head on the school bus every morning, cracking jokes and singing. Some kids would share their lunch with the girls, give them apples and oranges, but most kids just thought they were weirdos and kept their distance.

 

As Elizabeth approached my desk one day, I felt guilty hiding the meatloaf sandwich I was going to eat for lunch, but I was on a strict budget and didn’t have any extra food to share. Liz pulled up a chair. I could tell she was feeling chatty. She told me that her mother ended up having five kids because everyone always told her that she was the most beautiful woman they had ever known.  “She thought she was doing the world a huge favor by having all of us. But the joke was on her ‘cuz none of us ended up looking like her at all.” She ran her fingers through her long, dark hair, looking over at me. “My mom said you were really cute. But you’re not better looking than me. You’re just blonde,” she said dismissively.

I didn’t know how to respond. Finally I said, “I didn’t know there was a contest going on, Liz.”

She stood up, angry. “You don’t know my mother.”

 

I ran into Francesca at lunchtime the next day. She was reading Falkner at a secluded table outside the office that looked out onto a water fountain. I didn’t want to interrupt her, but she saw me before I could leave. Smiling, she motioned for me to sit down. I pulled out my sandwich and began eating. 

“I love my daughters. I don’t like them,” she announced. I put the turkey on rye down, looking at her.

 “I don’t see myself in any of them. None of them are readers,” she shook her head. “None of them have any artistic inclination whatsoever. They all take after their father, and you know what I think of him.” I didn’t know what to say. I remembered Liz using the phrase doomed womb. She said one of her sisters, Josephine, used it to describe their mother’s uterus. Josephine said that they all sprang from the same doomed womb, and none of them were going anywhere. They were all doomed. Francesca turned her head away from me, falling silent for a few moments. Then a squirrel jumped onto the table, looking for food. He ran off with a couple of almonds she had been nibbling on from a baggie. She burst into laughter at his cockiness. It wasn’t long before she was telling me about some of the different jobs she’d taken when she was younger. She had worked as a dancer at a Sunset Boulevard club called The Tiger Room. She and another girl shared the same skimpy costume. The girls were required to pay for their own uniform. They didn’t want to shell out all that money, so they went half and half on it. They hid the get-up in a plastic bag, shoving it behind a toilet at a gas station around the block. One of them would use it, then bag it, and put it back so the other could wear it the next day. They also rolled drunks. They’d work as a team, get friendly with some lonely chump at a bar, lure him out into the alley, then take the guy for all he was worth. Francesca had also worked as a phone sex operator. With that low purr, she had no problem getting steady clients. Most of them loved being insulted, screamed at, and emasculated. She shook her head, shuddering.

“You wouldn’t believe the money some of those guys threw at me,” she laughed. “ I worked that job when my daughters were just kids. I was in the back bedroom with the door shut while they were watching Bugs Bunny,” she shrugged, “I had to pay the bills.” I nodded silently. Pushing away from the table, she said, “It’s all about this,” she cupped her hand bouncing it over her mouth, “and this,” she then moved her cupped hand, bouncing it over her private area. “Remember, that’s all life is to most people. This and this,” her cupped hand furiously bouncing over her mouth first, then her privates. We both laughed all the way back to our desks.

 

A couple of weeks later,  I was sitting outside at a table, eating a mango on break. She came up to me and sat down. I offered her a slice of the fruit. She recoiled, cringing. She said it reminded her of her Southern upbringing. She began telling me about the orphanage she and her brother grew up on in Mississippi. The heat, the humidity, the mosquitos, the beatings. How one of their foster mothers shoved her little brother’s head into a shit-filled toilet, nearly drowning him. A few years later he ran away. He was lost, died young. She looked at her watch. We both got up and walked back to our desks.

“I can see his blonde hair shining in the sun,” she smiled.  “I’d push him on the swing by the river out back. I still hear him laughing sometimes.” She looked at me, “he’s always with me.” She sat down at her desk, her phone lighting up.  She paused a few moments before pressing the button, answering cheerfully, “Yes, we’ll get that video right out to you, Jan. Have a delicious day, my dear!” Her mouth was trembling. Her eyes were wet with tears.


The next day at lunchtime Elizabeth sat down beside me at a table outside. I put down my book, my fingers tightening around the submarine sandwich already shoved into my mouth. I slid my Hostess apple pie under my purse, grabbed my pint of milk, clutching it with my free hand. 

“My Mom said you guys really enjoy talking to each other.” Liz looked amused. “Tell me, what could you possibly have in common with someone else’s sixty-four year old mother?” she shrugged. “Why don’t you find someone your own age to talk to?” Liz spotted the apple pie under my purse. “How ‘bout I heat that up for you? I’ll zap it in the microwave.” Elizabeth grabbed my pie, but I didn’t let her get away with it this time. I reached over, yanked it from her paws. She clamped down, crushing it in the package. Some of the pie filling spilled out of the torn wrapper. She licked it. Then ripped the rest of the package open, offering me the crushed desert.

 “What’s your problem, Liz?” 

“I just want to know what you guys talk about, that’s all.” There was pie crust in the corners of her mouth. I passed her a napkin. She didn’t wipe her face. “What were you talking about with her yesterday? I wanted to come out and have lunch with her, but nooooooo, you were there the whole time.” She glared at me.

“I don’t know, Liz. She tells me about her jobs, books she’s read, Hollywood, her brother, the orphanage she grew up in. That kind of thing.”

Elizabeth laughed, throwing the remnants of the mangled pie into the air. 

“She didn’t grow up in an orphanage and she never had a brother.” I stared at her. Her pupils were enlarged. Her face was flushed. “My mother was never in an orphanage. She’s lying to you. She’s a fuckin’ actress, okay?” I started gathering my things, throwing my empty milk carton into a nearby trash can. “You know, there was another girl Mom got all buddy buddy with. Blonde, of course. Always the blondes. What the fuck is that?” She took a cigarette from her bag, lit it, took a drag, and threw the matches onto the table. “Anyway, they got into an argument one day. Mom accused the girl of stealing from her.” Liz took another drag off her cigarette. “That chick stood up for herself. She did not back down.” Elizabeth leaned in, pointing at me, “Mom got her fired anyway.”

“Did she steal from your Mother?” I asked, grabbing my bag, making a move to leave.

“No, idiot!” Liz screamed, “My Mom is crazy.”

“I have to go, Liz.”

“That girl almost ended up homeless because of Mom. The higher ups looooove the great Francesca. Just sayin’”.

“Okay. Well, this has been . . . real enlightening.” I looked at Elizabeth, “Thanks . . . I think.” I walked back to my desk, avoiding Francesca and Elizabeth as much as I could for the rest of the week.

 

That Sunday, Francesca called me on the phone. Without identifying herself she asked, “Why did you upset my daughter? Don’t you know she’s fragile?”

“Francesca,” I don’t know what’s going on between you and your daughter. I think I better stay out of it.”

“When Elizabeth had the miscarriage, I told her she could start again, fresh, clean slate.”

A piano concerto played in the background. “Where are yourparents?” she asked, “Where is yourmother?” 

“Francesca, I think it’s best we not get into that right now.”

“Why are you out there all alone in the world? Waiting in the dark for some God forsaken bus at four in the morning?” She paused to light a cigarette, take a drink. “Where is your mother?” She hung up the phone. A few minutes later it rang again, but I didn’t pick up. The phone rang four more times that night, but I just turned up the stereo and lay on my bed, staring up at a spider in the corner of the ceiling, sitting patiently in the middle of its web, surveying the room.  Plotting, hungry, waiting for its prey.





Read also Wendy Rainey’s poems on Bold Monkey here: https://georgedanderson.blogspot.com/2023/01/new-poems-wendy-rainey.html




Bio

 

Wendy Rainey is author ofHollywood Church: Short Stories and Poems and Girl On TheHighway. She is acontributing poetry editor on Chiron Review. Herpoetry has appeared in Nerve Cowboy, Trailer Park Quarterly, Misfit Magazine and beyond. She is a 2022 recipient of the Annie Menebroker Poetry Awardand a runner-up in the 2022 Angela Consolo Mankiewicz Poetry Prize. She studied poetry with Jack Grapes in Los Angeles and creative writing with Gerald Locklin at California State University, Long Beach.