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Wednesday, May 13, 2026

George Anderson- How to write & analyse a bad poem






How to write & analyse a bad poem

 

 

1

take a happy middle class family

where children & parents love long

 

2

give them a large rambling house

full of expensive bay windows

 

3

get them to swallow the classics

from Dryden to Foucault 

 

4

ask the MFAs amongst them

who study literary theory - to write one

 

5

later, get a large mammal, preferably an 

elephant or blue whale- to shit on it






The satiric poem (2002) was first published in Pixel Papers. It was written, in part, in response to the implementation of the "new" HSC syllabus in English (2001) which necessitated the explicit teaching of postmodern theory in literature for the first time.

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