OPEN TO OTHER SUGGESTIONS
Noon, or so.
A Thursday.
Another unscheduled day off.
Not sorry.
I pull into the parking lot
of my local supermarket
to buy the pint of bourbon
I promised myself
I wouldn’t need.
Yes, my pants are on fire
and, come to think of it,
my nose has grown a bit.
Standing just beyond
the entrance is a young man.
He’s clean-shaven.
His hair is neatly combed.
He’s wearing black slacks
and a white dress shirt,
open at the collar.
He’s playing a violin.
His violin case,
sitting unlatched at his feet,
holds a few odd dollars
and spare change.
The music the young man’s playing
is, in fact, wonderful.
It’s the perfect compliment
to this Indian Summer day.
Several brain cells ago,
I knew the piece well.
Now, my mind falters
between Beethoven’s Ode to Joy
and the theme song
for the TV show Taxi.
At one time,
I would’ve viewed the violinist
as a fellow artist—
paused, savored the music,
kicked him a few bucks.
Now, I breeze past him
clutching my bourbon fund.
My first and foremost thought:
“The cops are minutes away.”
This is when
I almost figure it out—
I’m either old, a drunk
or an old drunk.
Although I remain
open to other suggestions.
THIS IS HOW IT FEELS
Say you’re at work.
Say that work is
a department store’s warehouse.
Say that the store plays music
over its P.A. system.
Say it’s near the end
of a challenging shift.
Say after a whole day
of playing crap
by the likes of
Taylor Swift, N’Sync
and Gloria Estefan,
the store’s music system
manages to spin
one decent tune.
Say it’s “Roadhouse Blues”
by the Doors.
Say the tune soothes you
like a Band-Aid
on a paper cut.
Say that, one minute
into “Roadhouse Blues,”
a certain prick co-worker
starts repeating every fucking line
that Jim Morrison sings.
Say that the prick’s voice
sounds like a wounded gorilla,
roaring through
an empty paper towel roll.
This is how it feels—
the urge to strangle
another human being.
A PHILOSOPHICAL VIEW OF THE WORLD
Paul and Artie are in the men’s room,
standing at the sinks.
Before washing his hands,
Artie reaches way back and
scratches his ass, grinning widely.
“What in hell are you smiling about?”
asks Paul, scrubbing his hands.
“You look like you won the lottery.”
Artie runs water over his own mitts.
“It feels like I did,” he says.
“I saw my doctor last month.
He said I might have colon cancer
and scheduled me for a colonoscopy.
I went in for it two days ago.”
Paul grabs some paper towels.
“Good Christ!” he exclaims. “And?”
Artie pumps the soap dispenser.
“I got the A-OK,” he beams.
“All I have are hemorrhoids.
The doctor told me that
most guys my age have them.”
Paul towels off his hands.
“Hemorrhoids are no joke.
They’re literal pains in the ass.
Why the sunshine and lollipops?”
“I thought I was dying,”
says Artie, rinsing off.
“God gave me a free pass.
Every time I scratch my ass,
it’s like He’s reminding me
of my new lease on life.”
Paul wads up the paper towels,
shoots them into the trash
and heads for the door.
“Artie,” he says over his shoulder,
“you have a philosophical view of the world.”
A BIT OF SOLACE
In one of the Rocky movies---
which one doesn't matter---
the little old guy
who was Rocky's trainer
was preparing him
for the big bout.
For some reason---
maybe to sharpen
his reflexes---
the trainer had Rocky
chase a chicken.
He literally made
the Italian Stallion
pursue a chicken
around an empty lot
behind a slaughterhouse
somewhere in Philadelphia.
Few people know
that the chicken
had a name.
It was called Contentment.
I know, because I've chased
that same fucking bird
for most of my life.
It's a fleet-footed beast
that can turn on a dime.
And when you think
you've got it cornered---
when Contentment is
but inches away---
the bird will take off
and soar overhead,
just out of reach.
I never managed
to catch that bird.
As I recall,
Rocky didn't, either.
I've found a bit
of solace in that.
Bio: Jack Phillips Lowe is a lifelong Chicago area resident. His poems have appeared in Clutch 2026, Cajun Mutt Press and Piker Press. Lowe's most recent poetry chapbook, Brautigan's Blue Moon (Instant Oblivion Press, 2025), is available from lulu.com.

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